Lentil Problems

Having Black Beluga lentils as a dinner component tonight. Got the cooking instructions off of LiveStrong.com, and I’m now twenty minutes past the recommended cooking time and still not done. » 4/01/15 7:57pm Yesterday 7:57pm

Serious question: After doing my housework and applying for some jobs, I spent a chunk of today knitting a blanket with Red Heart acrylic yarn, while smoking cigarettes and bingeing on X-Files(I have to refresh my lamprey/human hybrid knowledge before the new one drops). Can I have a lifestyle blog? » 4/01/15 6:33pm Yesterday 6:33pm

That's what people tell me about my beliefs, but they'll see- they'll ALL see when the President does turn out to be a lizard alien. I don't need the reptilian agenda telling ME what to do. » 4/01/15 5:33pm Yesterday 5:33pm

It's one of the reasons I get physically ill anytime a new internet rumor about a Good Omens movie pops up (like the apocalypse, I believe it's a fantasy that will never come to pass). » 4/01/15 10:42am Yesterday 10:42am

When BoyHeathen and I have enough money, we are having a Halloween wedding (costumes! Party games! Pumpkin pie instead of cake!) and we want to do save the date cards that look like Bride of Frankenstein movie posters. Because pinterest demands it. » 3/31/15 4:09pm Tuesday 4:09pm

I am not an attractive woman. Sorry, I'm not. I've never thought so, and I can't believe it when people tell me I am. I AM an awesome person, I'm funny and smart and a good time to hang out with and when my friends/loved ones tell me they think I', pretty, I always assume it's because they have a rosier perspective of… » 3/31/15 3:29pm Tuesday 3:29pm

Hey, what about Constance Wu? Chinese ancestry, the right-ish age, gaining popularity, employed by ABC which is sort of, kind of already Disney. ( in a wholly owned subsidiary sort of way) » 3/31/15 9:53am Tuesday 9:53am

I don't think Gabriel not securing the door WAS carelessness. I think he absolutely meant to leave it open- I think at that point in the episode he was so deep in existential crisis he wanted walkers to overrun Alexandria and kill everybody. I think the paths he and Sasha take next season (either further away or back… » 3/30/15 1:59pm Monday 1:59pm

Eh.... Looking at it- it's a pretty simple alphabet chart and stripes. I always figure if they are asking me to pay for something I definitely could have come up with myself, I'll just do it myself for free. If it's something really novel, I pay. » 3/29/15 9:48am Sunday 9:48am